HOW TO PLAY

Enemies march from the MARKET to your LIQUIDITY POOL. Every leak drains liquidity. Lose all 100 and your bag is rugged. Survive 20 waves and liquidate the Mega Whale to win.

TWO CURRENCIES. DON'T MIX THEM UP.

$GOLD — match cash

Earned by destroying enemies. Spent on towers and upgrades. Exists only inside a match. NOT a cryptocurrency.

FORT — the Solana SPL token

Optional. Holding FORT unlocks cosmetics in the Locker. It never changes damage, money, lives or enemies. Not pay-to-win.

Towers

DIAMOND HANDS$100

Reliable DPS

Never sells. Never misses a beat. Medium everything.

16 dmg · 1.2/s · range 130 · 3 upgrade levels

MEME CANNON$175

Splash damage

Lobs dank memes. Slow, but the blast radius is viral.

30 dmg · 0.5/s · range 150 · splash 60 · 3 upgrade levels

LIQUIDITY POOL$225

Support

Does not attack. Deep liquidity makes nearby towers attack faster.

+15% attack speed aura · radius 120 · 3 upgrade levels

CHAD VALIDATOR$250

Rapid fire / utility

Validates blocks and enemies at 400 TPS. Immune to FUD.

7 dmg · 4.5/s · range 120 · immune to FUD · 3 upgrade levels

DEGEN SNIPER$350

Boss killer

Apes in from across the map. Occasionally hits a 100X.

110 dmg · 0.35/s · range 320 · 20% crit (100X!) · 3 upgrade levels

Enemies

PAPER HANDS	35 HP	+8
TRADING BOT	70 HP	+12
BEAR	160 HP	+20
FUD MONSTER	110 HP	+18	Nearby towers attack 20% slower (Chad Validator immune).
SCAMMER	90 HP	+22	Disables the closest tower for 2 seconds.
MEV BOT	80 HP	+20	Periodically teleports forward.
THE MEGA WHALE	6000 HP	+500	Summons Paper Hands, dumps your HYPE, resists rapid low-damage fire.

HYPE METER

Range 0–100, starts at 50. Kills raise it; leaks lower it.
At 75+: towers get +10% attack speed.
At 100: WE'RE SO BACK, +25% attack speed for 10s, then resets to 60.
At 0: IT'S OVER, enemies +15% speed for 8s, then resets to 25.

Market events (after wave 5)

VIRAL MEME

Your meme hit the front page. +15 HYPE

DEV WENT OFFLINE

Telegram is silent. -10 HYPE

TIER 1 EXCHANGE RUMOR

"Trust me bro, listing soon." +25 HYPE

SOMEONE FOUND THE DEV'S OLD WALLET

Paper hands are panicking! 5 Paper Hands incoming.

INFLUENCER POSTED 🚀

+20% tower attack speed for 10 seconds.

BEAR MARKET

Enemies move 15% faster next wave.

CONTROLS

Click a tower in the shop (or press 1–5), then click an empty tile. Green ghost = valid, red = invalid. Shift+click places several. Click a placed tower to inspect, then UPGRADE (U) or SELL (S, 70% refund). Space starts or calls the next wave early for bonus $GOLD. P pauses. 1x/2x/3x speed.

▶ PLAY